Only GOD can understand us !!!!!!!!

Swarg ke dwar pe 3 log khade the....

God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar
aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai....
Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole

2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq hai....
Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole

3rd : Main sari umar Private Company mein kam kiya hai.... ......

Bhagwan Bole :Bus......... aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..? Andar aa ja......... Tere forwarded mails, follow-ups, promotion nahi milne ka wo 6 saal, month end, quarter end, year ends me woh night shifts, data nahi milne se doosra departments se panga, CTC se zaada deductions, raat me ghar jane ka lafda , family ko na time dene ki frustrations, boss se meetings, delivery dates, week ends mein kaam etc etc. mere ko senti kar diya re..aja jaldi andar aja.......

Equations - Check It Out

Equations!

- This is the best I have read in a LONG time

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

+++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

+++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

so, therefore to conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happilytogether!

Howzzzzzaatt Guys....

rakhi

The Real Meaning Of Words....!!!

Love

Sorrow

Innocence

Departure

Pain

Solitude


Music

Respect

Compassion



Friendship

 

Patience

Stranger


Rescued

Best friends

Divine

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."

Be kinder than necessary, because……

Everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

The bravest mouse!

A mouse stealing a leopard's Lunch.... Are you serious? Seemingly unaware of the beast towering over it, the tiny rodent grabbed at scraps of meat thrown into the African Leopard's enclosure. But instead of pouncing on the tiny intruder, the 12-year-old leopard Sheena kept her distance.   After a few minutes she tried to nudge the mouse away with her nose, but the determined little guy kept chewing away until he was full. The extraordinary scene was captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge   at the Santago Rare Leopard Project in   Hertfordshire ,   England .  The 19-year-old, photographing the leopard for a course project, was astounded by the mouse's behaviour.   He said had no idea where the mouse came from.  He just appeared after the keeper had dropped in the meat for the leopard. Taking no notice of the leopard,  the mouse went straight over to the meat and started eating.   Even when the leopard bent down and sniffed him, the mouse just carried on eating like nothing had happened. Even the keeper said he'd never seen anything like it before.     Project owner Jackie James added: It was so funny to see - Sheena batted the mouse a couple of times to try to get it away from her food. But the determined little thing took no notice and just carried on.   The mouse continued to eat the leopard's lunch and showed the leopard who was boss.  We can only assume that Casey received a grade of A on his project!